"Thanksgiving dinner takes 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-time takes 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.” – Erma Bombeck
In less than 24 hours, people across the nation will be examining the 22-pound block of ice that they forgot to take out of the freezer that was supposed to be the star attraction of a Thanksgiving feast. Shortly after, the traditional screams of panic will be followed by the frantic dialing of caterers and restaurants and family members who can be trusted not to tell Grandma a single word about this. Complicated machinations follow, during which a complete holiday feast arrives (somehow!) on the table just in time.
There will be much rejoicing. Unless, of course, the turkey is dry.
The Precision Plumbing Services team would like to wish everyone reading these words the happiest of Thanksgivings. It is our hope that your holiday is absolutely stress-free. May your turkey thaw in time and cook to a perfect golden brown. May your meal be perfectly delicious and shared with the people you hold most dear. May the football team of your choosing win by at least three touchdowns. May you get plenty of restful sleep in order to get up in time for Black Friday sales! May everything be wonderful!
Chicagoland Emergency Plumbing Service During the Holidays
Sometimes, everything’s not wonderful during our holiday gatherings. *Someone* flushes a hand towel or two down the toilet, and now there’s a flood in the bathroom. The hot water heater that reliably delivered steamy showers for the other 51 weeks of the year picks the weekend you’ve got six house guests to quit working.
That’s when you need to call your Chicagoland plumbers. Realistically, you have enough stress going on. Worry about whether your Dad or Granddad REALLY knows how to adjust your water heater or get the furnace working again is not something you need right now. Call in the professionals. They’ll do the job fast, right, and without disrupting your holiday festivities.
That’s something to be thankful for!